What is this current fad with radio jammers?

First, it was the French government allowing theaters to install jammers for the sake of eliminating unwanted ringing. Well, since cell phones nowadays are loaded with countless loud incessant noise, ringing might not be the right term. Nevertheless, jamming?

But I guess it’s not too bad. I myself hate people with cell phones that lack ethics. Hate is a strong word. Perhaps annoying is more accurate word to describe these goddamned unethical cell users. Then again, I’ll stick with hate.

Then, I read somewhere that churches in Mexico have installed these jammers. The situation is aptly described in the following excerpt:

MONTERREY, Mexico - It was the reporters who noticed first. Unable to call their editors while covering the weddings of the rich and famous, they asked the priest why their cell phones never worked at Sacred Heart. His reply: Israeli counterintelligence.

Very funny…

Anyway, that is not all. From the article where the excerpt was, err, excerpted, the Indian Parliament has been using such technology to politely discourage congressmen from receiving phone calls during a session.

Regardless the fact that I hate these goddamned unethical cell phone users, I don’t know whether this is good or bad.

For one, it is a blessing to us, the goddamned unethical cell phone users’ haters. If the jamming technology starts to propagate to everywhere, no more ringing or whatever it is called right now in the middle of a lecture, an assembly or any situation that requires cell ethics.

However, isn’t this is somewhat erosion of freedom?

I want my freedom to hate!

If suddenly everybody utilizes this jamming technology, there will be no goddamned unethical cell phone users anymore! Imagine the horror of the goddamned unethical cell phone users’ haters! The pain of no hate is unbearable! There will be no one left for us the goddamned unethical cell phone users’ haters to hate anymore!

Maybe its time all the goddamned unethical cell phone users’ haters start to concentrate on hating the Buckeyes. Then again, the people from a obscure place called Ohio just had one more loss and this time to the Badgers. Due to that, the marginal return to hate is so small; it’s not worth hating the Buckeyes anymore.

Wait!

There exists a subspecies of human that chatter loudly at light speed! Yes! A new found source of hate! Now, if the radio jamming technology is spreading everywhere at our expense, we should all evolve and become haters of goddamned uneducated people that incessantly chatter at a light speed!

Yet, there is a possibility that the government will restrict our freedom to hate the goddamned uneducated people that incessantly chatter at light speed. This is a problem indeed.

A ah! Friends, haters, countrymen!

It is Israel that is providing this jamming technology. It is Israel that is restricting our freedom! It is true then that Jews rule the world by proxy! Hence, we must hate Israel to secure our freedom to hate!

Oh, boy. Mahathir is going to be proud of me. Totally.

p/s - check this out. Via WorldChanging, my current favorite website.